• me watching the Olympics: oh wow, that was impressive!
  • announcer: ANOTHER DISASTROUS MISTAKE!

derpollo-justice:

aquaticwonder:

Are you a piece of art because I’d like to nail you up against a wall

Damn

kingsleyyy:

I like to hangout with people that make me forget to look at my phone

mcsofty:

i should really stop developing crushes on people i can’t touch

(Source: nothomo)

curiouser-curiouser-world:

DAMN, THESE HOES AIN’T LOYAL

orange is the new black

than + now (season 2)

(season 1)

notjustafangirl24601:

swag-canada:

Getting rid of dick did wonders for her disposition

yeah, dick’s not really her thing 

oh my god

(Source: iamsupernaturalsbitch)

wearitcounts:

john: has it occurred to you—
sherlock: probably

one of the most underrated moments of dialogue in all of bbc sherlock

(Source: nicconoh)

fuckiero:

Things I Need

  • good skin
  • $$$$$
  • a tall boy that will worship me and tell me i’m pretty 

(Source: trashypunkers)

richxsoul:

Sad how accurate this is